i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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