Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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