Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Randomize
