i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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