And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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