Farmville is her only friend.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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