Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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