i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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