A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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