Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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