The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
So much Jack, so little girl.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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