Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
This is classic penis vs brain.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Randomize