Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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