You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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