so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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