He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
