It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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