If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Houston, we have a blender
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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