Little spoons don't ask big questions
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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