The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
So squirting runs in the family.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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