Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
