That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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