i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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