did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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