It's like God shit irony all over that family
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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