I need help removing her.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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