i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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