Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
barbara walters just said penis...
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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