People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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