Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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