Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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