so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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