Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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