He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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