Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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