I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
it's like iHOP with fire
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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