Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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