She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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