What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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