you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
we're making bets on your personal life
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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