Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
