im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I just googled if crying burns calories
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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