I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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