I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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