Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
vagina is talking i cant
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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