I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
