Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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