I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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