okay pat passed out under dana's car
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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