ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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