Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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