thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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