would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I pour the whiskey from now on
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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