So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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